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“In Your Sharia Bonnet, With Eye Slits Upon It, You’ll be the Grandest Concubine of the Muhammad Day Parade”

April 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Essays

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Hat Tip Jihad Watch, regarding this story, “Binghamton, NY: ‘Islamberg’ to hold parade in honor of Muhammad’s birthday,” this Saturday, April 5, 2008, and With Deepest Apologies to Irving Berlin’s “Easter Parade” Lyrics!

 

In your Sharia bonnet
with eye slits upon it,
you’ll be the grandest concubine

in the Muhammad Day Parade!

I’ll be chewin’ stover,
and if they dare look you over
they’ll be the deadest
fellaheen

in the Muhammad Day Parade!


On Main Street, in Binghamton,
if a photographer dares snap us,
you’ll find him in the graveyard,

not his pictures in the rotogravure.
Oh, I could write a sonnet
about your Sharia bonnet
and of the concubine
I’m dragging
to the Muhammad Day Parade!

 

< Pharoah Sanders Instrumental Break Hum-Allah, Hum-Allah, Hum-Allah” >

 

Oh, I could write a sonnet
about your Sharia bonnet
and of the concubine
I’m dragging
to the Muhammad Day Parade!


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  • Mac United States Windows XP Internet Explorer 6.0

    Wow. . .Andrew, thanks for the much-needed laugh today! ;)

  • epaminondas United States Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13

    I thought Islamberg was up in the mountains near Homowack. Isn’t Jackie Mason appearing there sat night?

    C’mon they’re probably playing shuffleboard and canasta, and eating kippers and eggs